[12/28/2015 3:29:06 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: lmAO MY GRANDMA THINKS IM GETTING HIGH OFF SHARPIES WHEN IN REALITY IM just shoving them up my vagina
[12/28/2015 3:29:30 PM] mirko <3: lmao, oh wow
[12/28/2015 3:30:12 PM] mirko <3: welp, soon you won't be needin' them B^)
[12/28/2015 3:31:11 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: youre right
[12/28/2015 3:31:43 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: "it smells weird in here what the hell have you been whiffin magic markers"
[12/28/2015 3:32:15 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: oma no thats the smell markers that i shoved in my genitals
[12/28/2015 3:32:47 PM] mirko <3: Jesus, you could talk for an hour about air and it still would be interesting as fuck
[12/28/2015 3:33:12 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: aw jeez
[12/28/2015 3:33:34 PM] mirko <3: like, come on, who else has stories like these
[12/28/2015 3:33:44 PM] mirko <3: Drew originals
[12/28/2015 3:33:46 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: when i was like 11
[12/28/2015 3:33:54 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i used to go on walks with my friend sam
[12/28/2015 3:34:05 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: we were only rly friends cause we were in the same neighborhood
[12/28/2015 3:34:14 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: but wed always go and get soda and candy and hang out
[12/28/2015 3:34:20 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: sometimes wed invite lukas too
[12/28/2015 3:34:30 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: shed always tell me i get drunk off of air
[12/28/2015 3:34:44 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: funny thing is we always went to the beer store to get soda n junk
[12/28/2015 3:34:51 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: nostalgiaaa
[12/28/2015 3:35:15 PM] mirko <3: wow, when I was 11 everyone I knew hated me
[12/28/2015 3:35:32 PM] mirko <3: though I did go to alcohol shops too for soda and shit
[12/28/2015 3:35:41 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: eyyyyyy
[12/28/2015 3:35:51 PM] mirko <3: in fact I still do
[12/28/2015 3:35:57 PM] mirko <3: since its near me
[12/28/2015 3:36:01 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: eh i dont go outside that much
[12/28/2015 3:36:11 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: its a bit of a walk to actually get to stores
[12/28/2015 3:36:16 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: and i rarely have money
[12/28/2015 3:36:27 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: and my grandma doesnt like me going to the park
[12/28/2015 3:36:42 PM] mirko <3: same, rarely get actual pocket money
[12/28/2015 3:36:53 PM] mirko <3: well, right now I got some for xmas
[12/28/2015 3:36:58 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: yeah
[12/28/2015 3:37:03 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i have nothing lmao
[12/28/2015 3:37:08 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i got some goftcards
[12/28/2015 3:37:14 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: nothing i can get ohsyical goods with
[12/28/2015 3:37:17 PM] mirko <3: you've still got me
[12/28/2015 3:37:21 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: aww
[12/28/2015 3:37:26 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: im lucky to have ya
[12/28/2015 3:37:41 PM] mirko <3: I'm lucky to find someone like you too
[12/28/2015 3:38:04 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: god i just never expected to find somebody like you
[12/28/2015 3:38:20 PM] mirko <3: saaaame
[12/28/2015 3:38:24 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: hehe
[12/28/2015 3:38:54 PM] mirko <3: Like, I expected to be alone until college or something, and then maybe try to find someone I'd I'm lucky
[12/28/2015 3:38:59 PM] mirko <3: if*
[12/28/2015 3:39:06 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: well hey
[12/28/2015 3:39:12 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i expected to just be a whore
[12/28/2015 3:39:19 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: while i still kinda am in ways
[12/28/2015 3:39:26 PM] mirko <3: shhhhhh
[12/28/2015 3:39:35 PM] mirko <3: You're not a whore
[12/28/2015 3:39:44 PM] mirko <3: you're my jewstar
[12/28/2015 3:39:47 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: EXCEPT I AM HOLY SHIT
[12/28/2015 3:40:12 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i would give head for shekels
[12/28/2015 3:40:21 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: but nobody has actually taken up my joke offers
[12/28/2015 3:40:27 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: :'^)
[12/28/2015 3:40:43 PM] mirko <3: thas alrigt
[12/28/2015 3:40:48 PM] mirko <3: alright
[12/28/2015 3:41:13 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: ive got you now anyways
[12/28/2015 3:41:19 PM] mirko <3: well, I can't offer anything for monet
[12/28/2015 3:41:21 PM] mirko <3: money*
[12/28/2015 3:41:26 PM] mirko <3: awww
[12/28/2015 3:41:32 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: gotta sell ur virginity like bribitcjv
[12/28/2015 3:41:47 PM] mirko <3: nobody would buy it anyway
[12/28/2015 3:41:54 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i would
[12/28/2015 3:41:57 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: B^)
[12/28/2015 3:42:08 PM] mirko <3: I'd give it to you for free B^)
[12/28/2015 3:42:14 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: pfff
[12/28/2015 3:42:53 PM] mirko <3: and I'll add love as a free bonus
[12/28/2015 3:43:06 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i think i already have that
[12/28/2015 3:43:10 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: <3
[12/28/2015 3:43:19 PM] mirko <3: damnit, you stole my love
[12/28/2015 3:43:24 PM] mirko <3: (heart)
[12/28/2015 3:43:50 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: its payback for stealing my heart
[12/28/2015 3:44:02 PM] mirko <3: I regret nothing!
[12/28/2015 3:44:53 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i only regret not meeting you sooner
[12/28/2015 3:45:10 PM] mirko <3: yeah, I regret that too
[12/28/2015 3:45:23 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: well were here now
[12/28/2015 3:45:31 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: thats all that matters
[12/28/2015 3:45:36 PM] mirko <3: yep
[12/28/2015 3:46:20 PM] mirko <3: theres always a light at the end of the tunnel
[12/28/2015 3:46:57 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: god you are such a sap
[12/28/2015 3:47:04 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i just wanna kiss you
[12/28/2015 3:47:05 PM] mirko <3: I am
[12/28/2015 3:47:10 PM] mirko <3: I wanna kiss you too
[12/28/2015 3:47:23 PM] mirko <3: and then cuddle
[12/28/2015 3:47:25 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: IM GONNA MAKE OUT WITH MY PHONE
[12/28/2015 3:47:55 PM] mirko <3: I'LL MAKE OUT WITH MY LAPTOP
[12/28/2015 3:48:01 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: HOORAY
[12/28/2015 3:48:53 PM] mirko <3: SOON
[12/28/2015 3:50:45 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: S O O M
[12/28/2015 3:50:59 PM] mirko <3: IT'LL BE GREAT
[12/28/2015 3:51:07 PM] mirko <3: THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED YET
[12/28/2015 3:51:08 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: it will
[12/28/2015 3:51:16 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: we can just
[12/28/2015 3:51:51 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: kiss and cuddle amd do what ever we want to do as long as we want
[12/28/2015 3:52:06 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: and for me thats forever
[12/28/2015 3:52:25 PM] mirko <3: and I'll be there forever
[12/28/2015 3:52:30 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: good
[12/28/2015 3:52:55 PM] mirko <3: man, thinking about kissing and cuddling is making me feel happy
[12/28/2015 3:53:00 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: same
[12/28/2015 3:53:53 PM] mirko <3: I can't wait
[12/28/2015 3:54:00 PM] mirko <3: I really can't
[12/28/2015 3:54:19 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i want it to be here so soon
[12/28/2015 3:54:37 PM] mirko <3: me too
[12/28/2015 3:54:43 PM] mirko <3: I love you so much
[12/28/2015 3:54:54 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i love you too
[12/28/2015 3:55:02 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: too much
[12/28/2015 3:55:13 PM] mirko <3: you can never love someone too much
[12/28/2015 3:55:18 PM] mirko <3: if you could, I'd be dead
[12/28/2015 3:55:30 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: so would i
[12/28/2015 3:56:28 PM] mirko <3: I can already tell, out lives are only going to get better
[12/28/2015 3:56:32 PM] mirko <3: our*
[12/28/2015 3:56:40 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: yeah
[12/28/2015 3:56:53 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: ive mever been this hopeful in my life
[12/28/2015 3:57:02 PM] mirko <3: me neither
[12/28/2015 3:57:12 PM] mirko <3: but I promise, the hope won't be for nothing
[12/28/2015 3:57:27 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i believe you
[12/28/2015 3:58:09 PM] mirko <3: I won't disappoint
[12/28/2015 3:58:26 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i doubt that you will ever disappoint me
[12/28/2015 3:59:05 PM] mirko <3: you're too perfect man
[12/28/2015 3:59:18 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: youre too perfect for me
[12/28/2015 3:59:40 PM] mirko <3: I never though I'd meet someone that would impact my life so much
[12/28/2015 4:00:22 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i never thought i could mert somebody that i would love more than truman
[12/28/2015 4:01:05 PM] mirko <3: I don't even have anyone to compare you to
[12/28/2015 4:01:45 PM] mirko <3: you're literally the first person who I really really love
[12/28/2015 4:02:07 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: aww
[12/28/2015 4:02:21 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i wanna hug you so badly right now
[12/28/2015 4:02:39 PM] mirko <3: saaaaame
[12/28/2015 4:04:15 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i just wanna fall alseep in your arms
[12/28/2015 4:04:47 PM] mirko <3: awww
[12/28/2015 4:05:04 PM] mirko <3: that'd make me the happiest fucker on this shitty planet
[12/28/2015 4:06:18 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: im already the happiet motherfucker on this planet
[12/28/2015 4:06:21 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: because i have you
[12/28/2015 4:07:28 PM] mirko <3: I'm so glad I have you too
[12/28/2015 4:08:11 PM] mirko <3: I never want to lose you, man
[12/28/2015 4:09:05 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: when we actually are together
[12/28/2015 4:09:09 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i dont ever want to leave
[12/28/2015 4:11:44 PM] mirko <3: I won't leave
[12/28/2015 4:11:51 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: good
[12/28/2015 4:14:12 PM] mirko <3: man, I can't even describe how much I love you anymore
[12/28/2015 4:14:48 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i cam feel it though
[12/28/2015 4:14:49 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: kinda
[12/28/2015 4:14:50 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: like
[12/28/2015 4:14:54 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: just thinking about it
[12/28/2015 4:14:56 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: just
[12/28/2015 4:15:21 PM] mirko <3: it just feels great
[12/28/2015 4:15:27 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: it really does
[12/28/2015 4:15:28 PM] mirko <3: it feels like I have a purpose
[12/28/2015 4:15:43 PM] mirko <3: to make someone really happy
[12/28/2015 4:16:12 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: good
[12/28/2015 4:16:16 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: im glad
[12/28/2015 4:16:32 PM] mirko <3: and I'm glad you're glad
[12/28/2015 4:16:38 PM] mirko <3: made my life great again
[12/28/2015 4:16:53 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: it finally feels like somebody really does care about me
[12/28/2015 4:16:59 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: and i dont have to doubt them
[12/28/2015 4:17:13 PM] mirko <3: I'll always care about you
[12/28/2015 4:17:17 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: JESUS CHRIST MOBILE
[12/28/2015 4:17:21 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: STOP CALLING
[12/28/2015 4:17:30 PM] mirko <3: damn phones
[12/28/2015 4:17:40 PM] mirko <3: useless invention!
[12/28/2015 4:20:43 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: whatever
[12/28/2015 4:21:08 PM] mirko <3: yeah, doesn't matter
[12/28/2015 4:21:14 PM] mirko <3: phones will be phone
[12/28/2015 4:21:16 PM] mirko <3: s
[12/28/2015 4:23:20 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[12/28/2015 4:24:38 PM] mirko <3: but yeah, don't worry, I'll always be there for you
[12/28/2015 4:25:00 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: good
[12/28/2015 4:25:36 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: damnit i wanna piss off bribitch but i dont wanna like
[12/28/2015 4:25:39 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: be a dick
[12/28/2015 4:25:45 PM] mirko <3: hmm
[12/28/2015 4:26:39 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i could always just say "yo i sent flack nudes fuck the ketchup kidsl
[12/28/2015 4:26:53 PM] mirko <3: doubt he'd care much
[12/28/2015 4:26:57 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: I JUST SENT DICK PICS TO GRANNY FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
[12/28/2015 4:26:59 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: yeah exactly
[12/28/2015 4:27:24 PM] mirko <3: YEAH, MY GRANDMA JUST SAID I HAD A NICE DICK
[12/28/2015 4:27:33 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: god i love you
[12/28/2015 4:27:48 PM] mirko <3: I love you too
[12/28/2015 4:28:34 PM] mirko <3: Love you more than I love Estonia
[12/28/2015 4:28:39 PM] mirko <3: which is saying A LOT
[12/28/2015 4:28:50 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i love you more than i love amps eyebrows
[12/28/2015 4:29:24 PM] mirko <3: we're the perfect match
[12/28/2015 4:29:46 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: exactly
[12/28/2015 4:30:13 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: i wish i couldve grown up with you instead of lukas
[12/28/2015 4:30:51 PM] mirko <3: yeah, I wish that too, (even though I know very little of this lukas fellow)
[12/28/2015 4:31:14 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: he was an asshole, no emotions, mentally fucked me over, abandoned me for no reason
[12/28/2015 4:31:22 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: a filthy jewbag
[12/28/2015 4:31:34 PM] mirko <3: wow, sounds like a real faggot
[12/28/2015 4:31:52 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: only "half jewish"
[12/28/2015 4:31:54 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: hold on
[12/28/2015 4:33:41 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: there he is
[12/28/2015 4:33:56 PM] mirko <3: looks extremely jewish
[12/28/2015 4:34:04 PM] mirko <3: even got the jewfro going on
[12/28/2015 4:34:06 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: he is
[12/28/2015 4:34:10 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: exactly
[12/28/2015 4:36:06 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: man i cant wait until one day he comes crawling back
[12/28/2015 4:36:16 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: and i just tell him to fuck off
[12/28/2015 4:36:40 PM] mirko <3: "I've got an ESTONIAN now! Take yer Jewish ass somewhere else, see?"
[12/28/2015 4:36:50 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: ah
[12/28/2015 4:36:55 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: thats what ill tell bribob too
[12/28/2015 4:37:28 PM] mirko <3: ah well, they're not important
[12/28/2015 4:38:00 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: yep
[12/28/2015 4:38:08 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: the only thing that matters to me is you
[12/28/2015 4:38:43 PM] mirko <3: aw, you're the only thing that matters to me too
[12/28/2015 4:39:45 PM] mirko <3: god damn I wish I could come there sooner
[12/28/2015 4:40:45 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: augh i know
[12/28/2015 4:43:43 PM] mirko <3: yeah..
[12/28/2015 4:44:01 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: shush cmere
[12/28/2015 4:44:22 PM] mirko <3: I will soon enough
[12/28/2015 4:44:41 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: good
[12/28/2015 4:45:50 PM] mirko <3: (heart)
[12/28/2015 4:46:08 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: <3<3
[12/28/2015 4:46:28 PM] mirko <3: (heart) <3 <3 <3
[12/28/2015 4:46:32 PM] mirko <3: double dare
[12/28/2015 4:46:47 PM] some 90s ghetto loser: (heart) (heart)(heart) (heart) (heart) (heart) (heart) (heart)
[12/28/2015 4:46:55 PM] mirko <3: aw shoot, you got me